From his secret underground bunker, Dick Cheney touted the Mediocrity Machine that has been running at near capacity since its power source, the Hadron Super Collider in Geneva has come back online.

Cheney assured the Evil Press that the shortage of dumb white people , i.e. “the base,” whose numbers had been declining since the election, was over and on the upswing, citing recent wins at the American Music Awards and Dancing With The Stars.

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