however will we go on/with Teddy gone/just go crazy…or go ask Sharon? – while still hoping for warm during the tales end/early fall of the Summer Of Death here Stateside, Crazy has the sense to photograph for the cover of Paris Match and essayez-vous her interview en francais (masc. but of course). Take that, twats!

Johnny Mic: “i look at this picture and i think, the french have much, much cooler magazines….mais plus important, i look at the muse and think, living never looked better or felt so good as it does right now, so make the most of it! i’m going to go insert your product or company name here.”

Sounds like cribbage over at my brother’s.  What a score!

In Sports and Traffic: Cape Codders going home from work to watch the U.S. Open met the Fat Cats traveling to The Razor for MNF, causing an 11 mile traffic jam at the Sagamore Bridge — in both directions.