Not even those at NS know where The Wolverine came from.  Seeing as Marvel botched The Dark Phoenix story, I wanna know — is this Wolverine’s real origin or just the crappy movie version?

These two are headed for a showdown.  And yeah, Ben’s a bad guy.  Definitely maybe.  The way that LOST is playing with time these days reminds me of Season 1, when we never knew when the show was going to air new episodes.  You never quite knew the when and where.

We saw the magic box at work last night when Jack found out he needed something, and WHAMMO!, there it was in the next scene.  In scriptwriting, it doesn’t get much more cart before the horse or is that carrot before the horse?  Either way, Skeptic Jack’s starting to get what he wants….could be deadly.

Check woot.com for recession friendly deals – flat rate shipping for 1 item or 3.  If you’re not tempted, wait until April 22-25 when Michael Jackson’s personal effects go up for auction.  I dunno, from all his stuff, I might think that Mike kind of looks like a stoner.  Oh wait, he also looks like a predator   It’s sad I’m cyncial, but this fodder has made for too many ep’s of Law & Order.  You were great in the 80’s, jumped the shark in the 90’s and now you seem just plain ‘ol batshit crazy.

I always get tricked by the previews into watching Life On Mars.  The art direction is so good, but what’s going on with the play?  It’s like everybody’s drinking the grape soda.  A missed opportunity.  Switched back to the Waterston-lite Law & Order.  Blech.

So much for surreptitious conversations -  this evildoer wrote a memo.  The death toll now at 9, there ain’t nuthin’ more American than peanut butter and corporate greed at our expense.  Make mine organic!

Dude, we totally forgot to enter. Too busy playing records on my gramophone. Actually, I’m lying.  I’ve been too busy waiting for the next episode of LOST.

Looks like we’re gonna have to put Grammy in a home, but not before Rounder takes down Album of The Year? Just another sign of The Coming Good Times (a.k.a. The Apocalypse), as a Boston-based indie blues label scores one of the music industry’s highest accolades.

Those bastards.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen music fans less surprised and more resigned.  That $5 cover at your locally-owned and operated club doesn’t sound so unreasonable.

As for media reaction to merger talks: isn’t it funny how all the articles list Guns as one of Nation’s top three acts?  If that’s the case why is the press so ff’in casual about calling the exclusive Best-Buy release, Chinese Democracy a “disappointment” with only 2.6 million discs sold worldwide. Gimme a break haters, it was banned in China and nobody goes to Best Buy.  Retail sucks, homeys.