“I’m always keeping my eye out for fresh young, eager talent. Especially eager,” sparked Neebles van Peebles, NS time trial consultant. Upon losing Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals to the Boston Celtics, LeBron James earned a first round seed for our upcoming time trials for banana peeling. Commenting for Newton Studios was Charles Haley: “We guarantee he’ll be out by the second round. He really does enjoy it down there in Gags & Jokes.” Haley provided NS Wordpress with a copy of Love Guru Shwhyanara’s invitation:

Dear LBJ,

Did anybody else get a load of your acting during this series? Impeccable! Indeed, Cho-zen One, you have almost as much protection as Johnny Mic does when he tours the Miami Beach sheltered granny set in 24k gold speedos slathered in musk oil. WHen I saw JM recently, I asked him about qualifying you for the NS time trials and he said to me:

When it comes to LeBron, what he needs More J/Less Air. And not the way he thinks, skippy! If LeBron spent more time on his meditation practice than his Stanislavsky impression maybe he could unleash The Beast, because we all know that when he solves this boggle, he’ll be unstoppable. There. I said it. Cats out of the bag now, beware.”

THank you for your participation in our upcoming BAnana test. See you in Gags & Jokes.

Swhyanara

Check out the 2007 East Champions season below:

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Scott Cameron, from the Sesame Street group, confirmed that preproduction was underway for The Electric Company. citing a literary crisis in this nation the likes we have never seen, at least since 1971. No new EPs after ‘77, The Electric Company was in fact taken out of production and finally off the air due because it exceeded the standards for children’s programming, introduced Spidey aka the most subversive political figure of our time, and learned you that a disco bowling ball can be trippier than Mitch Hedburg. Not to mention aiding too many kids to read, write and think for themselves.  Oh there, I said it, tee hee! NS GRADE: D For the dumbasses who took it off the air in the first place.

GRANDES BONUS POINTS: For whomever can provide NS with the real reason behind the de-airing of our favorite, beloved, “Electric Company”.